Apr
17
    
Posted (Chris) in Rants on April-17-2006

Mucho kudos to Robin Sutton and Allen Lade of Anderson, Ohio for sticking up for homeowner’s rights! Their town put the kibosh on a privacy fence. So, these creative folks decided to show them exactly what they thought of these rules preventing them from fencing in their own yard.

toilet protest

Check out more photos, and support the Anderson Township Zoning Protest here



 
Apr
17
    
Posted (Chris) in Funnies (ha ha) on April-17-2006

losing



 
Apr
15
    
Posted (Chris) in Funnies (ha ha) on April-15-2006

Cody the Hippie, the object of one of the best eBay auctions EVER is at it again. This time he’s going on a great bike ride, and the auction is for postcards from his trip. Go Cody!!!!!



 
Apr
15
    
Posted (Chris) in Personal on April-15-2006

Yesterday was SO crazy! First, took the kids down to Jackson to do the kid swap thing with the ex. Not too bad a drive, but it’s still 6 1/2 hours gone. Then raced up to the Apple Store in G’town to drop of the popping iMac. Which was actually cool because I got to talk to some old friends, and of course, pick up the latest iPod!!!! Wooohooo, me and my new Nano! Then hung out with Dad and Paula for a bit (didn’t want to drive all the way back to Hernando) and then off to watch the RedBirds lose. The game was still fun, we changed seats and wound up having a really good time.

But I have to say, being able to sleep in this morning (til about 7:45) and actually do some housework is great. The constant go-go-go like yesterday is definitely not for me!!!!!



 
Apr
13
    
Posted (Chris) in Personal on April-13-2006

Ok, This is a cute personality test I got from The 4 Corners.
On a blank piece of paper draw a large circle. Now, put one dot anywhere you want on that paper. After you are finished, look at the comments to fine your match.

I think mine was right on the money!



 
Apr
12
    
Posted (Chris) in Geeky on April-12-2006

How freaking cool is this? A 2GB flashdrive from plusminus that actually inflates when there’s data on it! Right now it’s just a concept design, but if they ever do go to production, I want mine to be the first cubicle to house one!

flashbag



 
Apr
12
    
Posted (Chris) in Funnies (ha ha) on April-12-2006
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Miss Chrisosis
Cause: overconsumption of air
Symptoms: cranial bloating, extreme paranoia, extreme skin lesions, excessive pimples
Cure: Kryptonite
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Anyone know where I can pick up some Kryptonite?



 
Apr
12
    
Posted (Chris) in Funnies (ha ha) on April-12-2006

Thanks to my wonderful husband, I have the official Geroge W Bushisms 2006 Day to Day Calendar

I brought it to work, and it’s really made a difference around here! Not only do we all now feel incredibly smart, we’re learning new words and discovering just what kind of thinking it takes to lead this great nation. Earlier this year we learned that things can be “hemispheric” and apparently the idea of “subliminable” messages in ads is absurd. Well, now we can add a new wonderful GW creation to our vocabulary! According to today’s Bushism, we have created a “discountfort zone”. I can’t wait to use this one in conversation!!!!!



 
Apr
12
    
Posted (Chris) in Funnies (ha ha) on April-12-2006

Check out US Patent #6055910

It is for a toy gas fired missile and launch assembly. Not interested yet? Maybe when you see where they collect the “gas” needed for this!

C. Means to feed a combustible gas mixture into said chamber, including an intake tube communicating with said chamber and having a normally-closed valve and an inlet to the tube, the inlet of the intake tube being placeable adjacent an anal region of the operator from which colonic gas is emitted whereby when the piston is pulled out the resultant negative pressure acts to inhale the colonic gas into said chamber to produce the combustible gas mixture;



 
Apr
12
    
Posted (Chris) in Personal on April-12-2006

I can actually open my mouth without pain! Woohoo! Some of the swelling in my cheeks has gone down, and I’m feeling a lot more “normal”, or as close to normal as I was before the MRI.

Oh, did I mention that MRIs suck?