Ramblings of the Mad Cow

Gotta love seeing zombies in the news.

From 5 Eyewitness News
‘Zombies’ file lawsuit against city of Mpls.

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) – A group of zombies have risen up to claim the city of Minneapolis and Hennepin County violated their free rights and discriminated against them.

The six adults and one juvenile who were arrested while impersonating the undead in July filed their lawsuit Thursday.

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Can’t wait to get Youngstown back here again. Go RiverKings!

Look what my wonderful husband got me on Sunday!

I got this from my friends over at HBI. Definitely Mad Cow approved reading. Funny, and right on the money, at least my money.

From Guardian Unlimited

In praise of the quickie
Boris Becker is my kind of guy. Who needs sex to last for hours?

Julie Burchill
Thursday April 12, 2001
The Guardian

I don’t “do”, in this order: Germans, blond men, sportsmen or men called Boris. (“Give it to me, Boris!” You couldn’t, could you?) But, should I ever run into the blond German tennis ace Boris Becker, I may well – or would, if I wasn’t a married woman – grab him by his Teutonic shock and drag him into the nearest broom cupboard.

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If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out “Things you CAN’T do if you’re not in a pool!”