While I admire his courage, this certainly does NOT make the dress more appealing in my opinion.

Thanks to risingsun for the heads up on that craziness!

Check out the first chair trombone player!

1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia - I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..

6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Depression - You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

“ODE TO WINTER”
A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre

“SHIT, it’s cold!”

The End

Check out this website about the Japanese Wii manual, it’s hilarious!

Credit for the photo of the USS Arizona Memorial on the evening of Dec. 7, 1993, U.S. Navy photo N-3228G-001 by Photographer’s Mate 1st Class William R. Goodwin
Image of the USS Arizona after the attack courtesy of the National Park Service

Monday morning a mailman was walking the neighborhood on his usual route.

As he approached one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

“Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night.”

Bob in obvious pain replied, “Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?”

The mailman thought for a moment and then said, “How do you play that?”

“Well all the guys go in the bedroom and then come out one at a time with a sheet covering them with only their “privates” showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.”

The mailman laughed and said, “Damn, I’m sorry I missed that!”

“Probably a good thing you did,” Bob replied,… “Your name came up seven times.”

From WBIR.com
Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville

Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.

The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

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