WOMAN’S PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, one who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long, one who thinks before he speaks, and one who’ll call often and not wait weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh!
Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.

MAN’S PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
I know that this doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit .