Ramblings of the Mad Cow

I finally gotten off my butt and started entering some Worth100 contests. This one didn’t win anything, but I love it! It’s some kudzu grown over a stairway near my house.

So, Monday Miss Teen South Carolina was the talk of the net. Well, being so popular for that such as little speech or whatever it was got her a spot on the Today show to explain.

Me personally, I like the helpful tube map from MorningToast.com

With the upcoming Halo 3 release, and Pepsi’s new Game Fuel, Lore Sjöberg has been inspired to write Real Gamers Need Starship La-Z-Boy Cockpit Chairs

PepsiCo is snug in bed with Microsoft, promoting its exciting new Mountain Dew flavor, “Game Fuel,” with a Halo 3 tie-in. The flavor is described on the bottle as “an invigorating blast of citrus cherry flavor,” but it could also have reasonably been called “Unbelievably Vileberry,” “Piña Colonic” or “Kool-Aid Man’s Embalming Fluid.”

The soda is a limited edition, meaning that people who collect videogame-themed soft drinks have a reason to live, poor pathetic sots, and that in a few weeks the remaining stock will be shoved off to Big Lots to make room for some sort of holiday-blockbuster tie-in soda.

PepsiCo does deserve praise, however, for being one of the few corporations striving to make sure that gamers get the empty calories they need. Speaking as a gamer, I can tell you that caffeine and sugar are nearly impossible to find for sale, and what’s available is rarely provided in portable, easy-to-ingest form. In fact, here are some more desperately needed gamer-oriented products that I hope to see clogging retail outlets by 3 p.m. at the latest.

Check out the rest of the article, it’s hilarious!

For those of us that own cats, and know that the LOLcats are cute, but completely unrealisitc, here’s the very Realisticats