I just got tested for Adultitis, and these were my results:
Negative.Congratulations, you are Adultitis free! You will be able to easily recognize Adultitis in others.
According to the website, it’s a real epidemic!
Unfortunately, because it often goes undiagnosed, there is no way to tell how many people are currently living with Adultitis. If we had to put a number on it, based on our current research, we’d have to say… a lot. It’s certainly an epidemic. So whatever number it takes to qualify as an epidemic, multiply that by at least three. In comparison, Adultitis makes the Black Death plague of 1347 look like a trip to Disneyland.
I’m feeling lucky I’m adultitis free!
I just got off the phone, and I’m very angry. I am calling everyone I can think of to complain about a little situation with our local hockey league losing ice time, and I just went round and round with one of the big-wig decision making types, who basically said “Sucks for ya’ll” (I’m totally summarizing for him, he never uttered that, but you get the point). So while most of the folks I’ve spoken to have heard me out, said they’d see what they could do, or offered some support, I finally get to talk to one of the ones who can actually make some changes, and he’s already made up his mind and won’t listen to reason.
I just love this kind of stuff!
