Ramblings of the Mad Cow

The RiverKings stole the game last night, crushing the Oilers with an 8-3 win. Here are a few of my favorite photos:

And you can read my writeup about the game at the Memphis Sport Magazine blog site

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a really hard jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde says, “Well, according to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”

He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea. Then we can put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.”

Regular pencil sharpeners just aren’t enough.  I need more.  More gore, that is!  Now I can get a Living Dead Dolls Sadie Pencil Sharpener so I can stick my pencil in her hollowed out bloody eye socket and have her regurgitate my pencil shavings.  And just when I thought Halloween couldn’t get any sweeter!

Looking for that last minute Halloween goodie?  Look no further!

How to Make Mummy Cupcakes from wikHow