You might be a Texan if…

Feb 27
  • texas.jpgIf someone in a Lowe’s store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may be a Texan.
  • If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might be a Texan.
  • If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may be a Texan.
  • If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may be a Texan.
  • If you measure distance in hours, you may be a Texan.
  • If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might be a Texan.
  • If you install security lights on your house and garage, then leave both unlocked, you probably are a Texan.
  • If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph, you’re going 80 and everybody’s passing you, you may be a Texan.
  • If you actually get these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you are definitely a Texan!
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One Response to “You might be a Texan if…”

  1. Michele says:

    Guilty as charged. If you know where the apostrophe goes in the word y’all…M:)

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