If someone in a Lowe’s store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may be a Texan.- If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might be a Texan.
- If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may be a Texan.
- If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may be a Texan.
- If you measure distance in hours, you may be a Texan.
- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might be a Texan.
- If you install security lights on your house and garage, then leave both unlocked, you probably are a Texan.
- If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph, you’re going 80 and everybody’s passing you, you may be a Texan.
- If you actually get these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you are definitely a Texan!
Ramblings of the Mad Cow
I'm not mad, I'm just very disappointed.
I am a crazy mom, wife, friend and hockey nut. During the day I'm a mild mannered computer geek. But at night, by the light of the full moon, I am a hyperactive shutterbug. I love shooting the beautiful scapes and people of Miss’ippi.
Michele on March 1st, 2008 at 12:35 pm #
Guilty as charged. If you know where the apostrophe goes in the word y’all…M:) Post a comment
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