Stolen from Memphis Steve this time.
1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
Nothing. Or well there better not be anything.
2.When was the last time you threw up?
I have no idea.
3. What’s your favorite curse word?
Probably shit. I say that one way too much.
4. Name three people who made you smile today.
Hannah, Mackenzie and Jay.
5. What were you doing at 8am this morning?
Working.
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
More of that working shit.
7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now?
Hmm, let me see, WORKING.
8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Maybe.
9. What’s the last thing you said aloud?
You want me to do what?
10. What is the best ice cream flavour?
Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
11. What is the last thing you had to drink?
Sprite Zero
12. What are you wearing right now?
A red/black patterned blouse with black slacks and black flats.
13. What was the last thing you ate?
Peaches.
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Nope.
15. When was the last time you ran?
Ran? With my knees? Shit.
16. What’s the last sporting event you watched?
Does American Gladiators count?
17. Who is the last person you e-mailed?
Paul.
18. Ever go camping?
Yes, with bugs and rain and everything.
19. Do you have a tan?
Yes. I’m exceptionally tan, for an albino.
20. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
A. I don’t drink ’soda’. I drink Coke. And by Coke, I mean Sprite or Dr. Pepper, of course. Here in the South, we don’t drink ’soda’.
B. No, only pansies use straws.
21. Are you someone’s best friend?
Yes. I’m probably Will’s best friend, and I’m definitely Charlie’s best friend.
22. What are you doing tomorrow?
See 5, 6, and 7.
23. Where is your mom right now?
Dallas.
24. Look to your left. What do you see?
My lightbox, wanting me to get back to work.
25. What colour is your watch?
I don’t have one on today.
26. What comes to mind when you think of Australia?
Kangaroos and Hugh Jackman.
27. Would you consider plastic surgery?
Heck yeah, you buying?
28. What is your birthstone?
Garnet
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru?
Drive thru.
30. How many kids do you want?
Just as many as I have.
31. Do you have a dog?
Yes. My buddy, Charlie.
32. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My dentist’s office.
33. Have you met anyone famous?
Yeah, Richard Nixon. And I was at Disney a million years ago when Michael Jackson was on the Dumbo ride with the kid that played Webster. Before anyone had a clue that his time spent with little boys was weird.
34. Any plans today?
Besides work? I wish.
35. Ever go to college?
Yes, a few.
36. Where are you right now?
In my cubic-hell.
37. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Some folks in-decision-ness.
38. Last song listened to?
She talks to angels by Black Crowes
39. Are you allergic to anything?
Yeah. The list of things I’m not allergic to is shorter.
40. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My Merrills
41. Are you jealous of anyone?
Yeah. My neighbor Krissy has a great marriage. Not that mine is bad, but her’s still has that new car smell. And I’m jealous of my Nicole Kidman’s hair. In all it’s colors and styles.
42. Who is your favorite actor/actress?
Captain Tenneal from MXC. Well, he’s an announcer, not an actor. But I just love him!
43. What time is it?
Time for you to get a watch!
44. Do any of your friends have children?
Yeah, most of them do.
45. Do you eat healthy?
Most of the time.
46. What do you usually do during the day?
Again, se numbers 5, 6, and 7. Shit.
47. How old will you be on your next birthday?
38.
48. Have you ever been to Europe?
Yes, a couple of times.
49. Name one thing you’d still like to do.
Finish seeing “The Dark Knight”.
50. Favorite colour?
Purple
