Hilarious! Courtesy of Gizmodo

And the comments are freaking classic!

salt & pepper shakers don’t kill people…..
pry the salt shaker from my cold dead….
and on and on.

Breaking News: Authorities found another body today riddled with salt. Local police are stumped by recent findings and think that this might be the result of a drug war between Salt-N-Peppa gang members to regain their turf on the table.

Taste better, m-er f-er! Taste better!!!