Ramblings of the Mad Cow

I can’t get over it either.

This morning I had to step over this monster spider, or live the rest of my life in my garage.

Believe me, the picture doesn’t do it justice.  Mostly because it was taken with my cell phone, and from as far away as I could get and still see it.  But imagine this thing in my garage, only bigger and scarier:

And without the hobbits, of course.

I love this, but part of me doesn’t want to know why he had to be topless with the monkey. Unfortunately, the sicker, stronger part of me is dying to know.