Ramblings of the Mad Cow

A Cajun died and went to hell.

The devil assigned him the usual punishment…put him in the mass pit where the heat was melting others. The devil came back sometime later surprised to find the Cajun just sitting around, not even misting, much less sweating. “How come you’re not so much as sweating here where everyone else is screaming for relief from the heat?”

The Cajun laughed and said, “Man, I was raised in the bayous of Sout Looziana.. Dis ain’t nothin’ but May in Morgan City to me!”

The devil decided to really put the Cajun through it. He put him in a sealed off cave in the pit with open blazes and four extra furnaces blasting. When he came back, days later, the Cajun was sitting pretty,
had barely begun to bead up with sweat. The devil was outraged.

“How is this possible!? You should be melted to a shrieking puddle in these conditions!.”

The Cajun laughed even harder than before. “Hey, man! I done tole you. I was raised in Sout Looziana. You tink dis is heat?! Dis ain’t nothin’ but August in Cow Island !”

So the devil thought, ‘Alright, a little reverse ought to do the trick.’ He put the Cajun into a corner of hell where no heat ever reached. It was freezing and to add to the Cajun’s misery, he added massive icebergs and blasting frozen air. When he returned, the Cajun was shivering, ice hung from every part of him but he was grinning like it was Christmas.

Exasperated, the devil asked “HOW!? How is it possible?! You’re impervious to heat and here you sit in conditions you can’t be used to…freezing cold and yet you’re happier than if you were in heaven..WHY?!”

The Cajun kept grinning and asked, “Don’t dis mean de Saints won da Super Bowl?”

Yep, White Death 2010, take 4.

Wow, they even expect criminals to pay taxes (screenshot)!  The gall!

Taken from http://www.irs.gov/publications/p17/ch12.html#en_US_publink1000172141 (no joke folks!)

Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless in the same year, you return it to its rightful owner.

Here’s Hannah and Charlie out enjoying the snow this morning!

One of the trees here at work, bent all the way to the ground because of the weight of the ice.

And the view from my office. I normally can’t see the parking lot because these trees are in the way, but today I can!