Jul 7, 2010 - 
Ze Odds & Ends 
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Ze Odds & Ends Comments Off Things I have learned about living with kittens
- Never leave any appendages hanging off the edge of the couch or bed. They will use it to pull themselves up. And you will be shredded in the process.
- They will be where you are trying to walk. Just learn to fall down now.
- It may sound cute and fun to cuddle with them at night, but they will learn to keep you up all night in no time. Keep that in mind.
- Drapes look better perforated. Keep telling yourself that.
- Don’t feel bad about spoiling them. A Sith lord would have trouble saying “No” to that cute little face.
- Get used to having cat hair in everything.
- If you can’t find your kitten, even after looking under all the furniture, look in your dresser drawers. Don’t ask me how they do it.