Virtual Moving Sale

 

Click on the link below. Please contact me if you’re interested in anything listed. I am in a hurry to get rid of all these things that aren’t moving with me.    

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The following is the winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

This years term was “Political Correctness.”

The winner wrote:

“Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

Gotta love starting off the day reading headlines like this:
Christ runs for 232 yards in Catholic victory
Head over to nj.com to read more about Christ and the game, and what made him say

“It’s a good opportunity for me to start and show myself as a junior and get my name out there,” said Christ

Go Christ!

Here’s a few groaners to make you smile, and to keep you from jumping off a bridge when you log into your 401k to see how many thousands you’re down.  

Q: What do you say to an Investment Banker these days? 
A: I’d like a Quarter Pounder with Cheese! 

Q: Define optimism? 
A: A bank president having 5 shirts pressed on Sunday night!