Wow, they even expect criminals to pay taxes (screenshot)! The gall!
Taken from http://www.irs.gov/publications/p17/ch12.html#en_US_publink1000172141 (no joke folks!)
Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless in the same year, you return it to its rightful owner.



