Ramblings of the Mad Cow

I will have to show this video to Lucky, our three-legged kitten, when I get home.

• Never leave any appendages hanging off the edge of the couch or bed. They will use it to pull themselves up. And you will be shredded in the process.
• They will be where you are trying to walk.  Just learn to fall down now.
• It may sound cute and fun to cuddle with them at night, but they will learn to keep you up all night in no time.  Keep that in mind.
• Drapes look better perforated.  Keep telling yourself that.
• Don’t feel bad about spoiling them.  A Sith lord would have trouble saying “No” to that cute little face.
• Get used to having cat hair in everything.
• If you can’t find your kitten, even after looking under all the furniture, look in your dresser drawers.  Don’t ask me how they do it.

Finally, something good’s on TV.  It’s Wipeout night!  That means party with the big balls!