Jun
09
    
Posted (Chris) in Personal, Rants on June-9-2009

photoxpress_2223518There’s something in my inbox that gives my email the power to reproduce. It’s amazing.



 
May
29
    
Posted (Chris) in Personal, Rants on May-29-2009

mad cow caneI’m hosting a huge pity party today, so if you want to hear about how it totally sucks to be me on days like this, join in!



 
Apr
23
    
Posted (Chris) in Personal, Rants on April-23-2009

This is just symbolic of how my day is going. Here’s the straw I waited in line to get at lunch, only to get back with it to find it like this.
straw



 
Apr
14
    
Posted (Chris) in Rants on April-14-2009

Don’t watch this unless you’re ready giving up on Domino’s delivery. Ick.

Here’s an updated video, since the other was taken down.



 
Mar
18
    
Posted (Chris) in Rants on March-18-2009

24hov2Every day I drive I-69 to I-55 to I-240 to work to get from Hernando to Germantown, then I reverse the process in the afternoon.  No big deal.  And I’m not some huge roadrager.  I get frustrated around here not with the traffic (because despite what some of the natives think, it’s really not that bad) but mostly with the rubberneckers.

But there is one thing lately that is really getting under my skin and it came to a head yesterday afternoon around 5:40 pm on I-55 Southbound, just South of the I-240 interchange.  Everyday I see non HOV types in the HOV lane, and it’s irksome, but what do I care as long as I obey the traffic laws, right?  Yesterday there are at least a dozen cars with just a driver in the HOV lane, cruising along like every other day, then I see the cop in the lane with them.  Not pulling anyone over, just going with the flow of traffic.  I got to thinking, why even have the lane if you’re not going to enforce it?  I mean, he’s doing mach 10 with everyone else in the lane, but surely he can see that they’re not supposed to be in the lane!  What is the deal?



 
Mar
10
    
Posted (Chris) in Personal, Rants on March-10-2009

Watch out, I might cover you in my super sneezes.  I think Spring has sprung and my nose and eyes are paying the price.

I so love allergy season.



 
Dec
18
    
Posted (Chris) in Personal, Rants on December-18-2008

Don’t suppose anyone out there is short one short computer geek? Anyone, anyone???



 
Dec
05
    
Posted (Chris) in Personal, Rants on December-5-2008

And I have nothing else to do but clean off my computer and finish unpacking the stuff from my cubicle. How depressing.



 
Dec
02
    
Posted (Chris) in Personal, Rants on December-2-2008

Thank goodness they’ve (the National Bureau of Economic Research, whoever those geniuses are) officially declared this a recession.  

Of course, I could have told anyone that yesterday, when I got laid off, along with a boatload of other poor saps.  

If it didn’t feel like a recession before, it sure does now!



 
Nov
21
    
Posted (Chris) in Rants on November-21-2008

How can she be so unaware that there is a disgusting bloodletting going on behind her while she’s bitching about the price of oil?

Reaffirms my vegetarian, not voting for her-ness. Gag.